i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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