I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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