There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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