i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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