belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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