Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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