Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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