Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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