Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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