this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
