Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Watching her eat just hurts me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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