I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
