She's JV to your varsity
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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