no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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