Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I woke up under a house in Key West
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