Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You smell like stripper and shame
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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