..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
