"it" just moved
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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