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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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