Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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