I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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