She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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