I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
