i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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