its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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