I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
