My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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