whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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