so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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