The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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