Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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