A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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