Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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