u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I want her autograph on my taint
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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