I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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