Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
