Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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