dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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