Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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