WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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