how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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