I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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