You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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