I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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