She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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