There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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