5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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