you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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