"it" just moved
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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