but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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