Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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