She said her name was "party"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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