I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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