im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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