Me too!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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